it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.
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So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
Dirt
Funeral Home
Weed
Grass
Holy Water
Laundromat
Leather
New Zealand
Play-Doh
Wet Garden
Tomato
Suntan Lotion
Sex on the Beach
Riding Crop
Soap
And Finally, Swimming Pool
The laundromat one actually smells really good, but when people asked me what scent i was wearing i was like ‘ummmmmmmmm’
catch me out here in my custom weed, holy water and riding crop scent I call it eau de sex positive portland youth pastor
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OPEN RP
ot3:
ot3:
“Hey guys, I picked up some snacks from the corner store today. Would anyone like some.“
i, aslan of narnia, wonders if you bought any sprite
((A talking lion!?))
“Ah, sorry Aslan-san. They only had Sierra Mist. I hope that’s okay.”
oh ive never tried one. let me
hhg. what is this flavor?
AAAUUGHG ITRS FUCKING GOOD!
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when i travel i like to take hilariously bad pictures of common tourist things, because anyone can take a nice picture of them, so i’d rather take a shitty one i can laugh at later
here’s this
continuing:
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a computer dreams of being a cowboy
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nothing tumblr could post on r/ambien will ever be as funny as this:
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i’ve had a realization and i’m sure it’s been done before but-
millennial depression:
vs
gen z depression:
that weird group of teens who were born 1999-2003 all experienced millennial depression around age 12 and then currently experience gen z depression
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